wd40 10:32 Tue Dec 5
Can you use the loo if your other half is having a bath?
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I'm allowed a wee if desperate but do get the look so try to avoid but suggesting a number 2 would
just get me shot.
Could imagine well not imagine but think lot of you wouldn't even pull the chain afterwards and leave the lid up.
So can you do a Di Canio and burst in as he did in his advert ?
The other way round? -you fucking pervert's even thinking about it .
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Tomshardware
11:31 Tue Dec 5
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https://youtu.be/cCzebM-zZzY?si=b4LyF-B8MWyzMIG-
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zebthecat
11:49 Tue Dec 5
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Tomshardware 11:31 Tue Dec 5
Just knew it was going to be that.
Genius.
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bruuuno
1:24 Wed Dec 6
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I would never shit in front of a woman unless it was a nurse or a carer or something. I try not to fart in front of them too.
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chim chim cha boo
10:22 Wed Dec 6
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I live in a one bedroom flat and due to the medication I take, if I have to go I have to go.
My missus used to be 'oh Chim' until one day I shit in the kitchen sink and she had to get rid of it with a chopstick.
Okay, that's not true but I said it to her anyway.
Now the only time she shuts the bathroom door fully is because she's having a Tom.
I make it a point of honour to walk past the door and say loudly ''alright baby? Having a shit are you'? I think finally she gets that when your old man takes about 30 pills a day he's going to have to sit on the throne quite a lot and you can't stay demure forever.
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:09 Wed Dec 6
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We have one bathroom and there are two of us. The golden rule is if you didn't ask if the other need the loo before you hit the shower then you are fair game.
Shits trump Showers (Urgent beats Important, just like in business)
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:13 Wed Dec 6
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Previous house had shower over bath and a shower curtain.
One morning whilst showering, heard Mrs Moncs sneak in and a few minutes later loudly proclaimed that I would not be buying this shower gel again as it stinks of shit.
Cue uncontrolled laughter from the other side of the curtain.
That's how Mrs Moncs and I roll.
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BBondsBootlaces
7:10 Wed Dec 6
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I generally wee in the bath so the answer is yes. Yes i would.
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Fifth Column
7:45 Wed Dec 6
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There is no curtain or anything around our bath so for that reason no.
Also I have three toilets in my house because I'm a massive over achiever.
I do a third of a shit in each when I go to make myself really feel like I'm important.
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lab
8:08 Wed Dec 6
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I remember her taking a bath when I took a shit and finished off a doner kebab . She said that’s disgusting . I said it wasn’t too bad coz I gave it twenty seconds in the microwave .
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Far Cough
8:59 Wed Dec 6
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Of course you can but try not to land it on her rubber ducky because that would be gross.
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BBondsBootlaces
10:28 Wed Dec 6
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Look at Fifth Column with the zoltaneering points.
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Helmut Shown
12:30 Thu Dec 7
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More to the point, if your missus is sitting on the bog would she allow you to piss in the sink?
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chim chim cha boo
12:38 Thu Dec 7
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Yeah Bonzo but define 'toilet?
If I add in 'shed', 'massive arctic fern in a bit pot on my patio', 'three built In wardrobes', 'shower', 'bath' and "actual toilet' (and I am leaving out the kitchen sink because that's disgusting), I sound like I am overachieving too.
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chim chim cha boo
12:41 Thu Dec 7
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Oh, and I missed the clincher, 'pants'.
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Wils
1:27 Thu Dec 7
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"More to the point, if your missus is sitting on the bog would she allow you to piss in the sink?"
That's a bit rank, people have to wash their hands and face in there. Just aim between her legs while she is sitting there. One flush for two discharges. Think of the water you save.
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,
1:28 Thu Dec 7
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There is no bath in my house.
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nychammer
4:15 Thu Dec 7
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No 1: Yes absolutely!
No 2: No this is never acceptable
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Westside
4:30 Thu Dec 7
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Mrs Westside, "do you ever wee in the shower?"
Me, "sometimes. By accident,"
Mrs Westside, "Oh, that's disgusting. And what do you mean "by accident?" "
Me. "sometimes, these things happen, when you're having a dump."
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Lee Trundle
4:59 Thu Dec 7
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, 1:28 Thu Dec 7
Replace the word bath with disabled shower and come and join the conversation!
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Wils
5:33 Thu Dec 7
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I find the word 'loo' very twee and middle class. It's a 'toilet' in our house.
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